"if you think women in prison are soft, think again."

This is one of the choice sentences I just heard on "Lockdown: Women in Prison." It's too bad that I'm not usually able to stay up late enough to watch such quality programs. Besides having a sensationalist bent and using cheesy dramatic effects (i.e. creepy music and camera zoom-ins), this show is getting on my nerves because the narrator keeps saying things like "and this make-shift plastic weapon was made by a woman," as if we should be surprised that women are capable of violence. But still, some of this stuff is very scary. Guess it adds up to one more reason not to commit a felony...